I know what I want to be when I grow up: a Jedi knight.
Seriously, what's not to like? A cool lightsaber; a choice of flattering garments, from brown robes to more form-fitting white leggings and a tunic; totally awesome martial arts skills; and the ability to use telekinesis to bring things flying to you from across the room -- like the aforementioned lightsaber -- or, more practically, a new roll of toilet paper when you really, really need one.
But the best thing, the coolest talent that I'd have, is the Jedi mind trick, the ability to use the Force to influence the minds of others, just like Obi-wan:
I could use it on my daughters at home, so I could have more time for blogging, reading and
I could use it at work, to decrease the stress of my heavy workload:
If it works on customer service drones over the phone, I could use it to effect a positive cash-flow situation in the family budget:
Hell, I could use it on everyone in the whole wide world!!!!